Oops I'm so sorry I know a dirrrrrrty word.

Moot Parliament was relatively alright, except for someone (something) which kept us so turned off. Nevertheless, the ceremonial roleplay was kickin' hilarious although I got bored after a short while, until I slunk onto my seat and Miss Devi had to come and get me to sit up straight.

"YEAH THEN WHY NOT YOU DO IT?"

"FUCK YOU", followed by an obscene facial expression.

You're a godsend to my life. No one can really blame Jess for detesting you so much, you're as good as an excessively polluted mudpool in my eyes. I wonder who thought Chemistry was going too slowly and that we should finish the teaching before attempting the questions. I wonder who told me he topped his class for LA last year. I wonder who told me he would win me in LA this year. I wonder who challenged my film group for the project. I wonder who will drop to SAP next year.

Like what you said, WE ARE DISILLUSIONED. I'm sorry but that word is only a wee milimetre close to an offensive expletive to me, I can't take it I'm so terribly traumatised I've got to see the shrink soon. I take absolute care to remind that currently in Year Three, Debates seem to have only 3 members, the other two surpassing you with more potential and more pleasant attitudes.

Nah actually although we support capital punishment, we only want to bestow the honourable privilege upon you and only you. Afterall, Singapore is still a civilised society, contrary to what coutries that had done away with capital punishment said. And like you said, we want to preserve the quality of life. There, we're doing it, are we not? And stop glaring at people like that, you're worse than a Basilisk, you can cause eternal shock and phobia of idiots.

G'BYE I'M GOING FOR DEBATES WHOOOOO